Had this interesting talk with Alice. Here is the excerpt, and yeah the ‘human’ is me.
Human: hi dear, i was wondering if u had heard of the monkey who gave birth to a donkey in the district zoo.
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. When was this exactly?
Human: some time last night, when the watchman dozed off.
ALICE: Some may time last night when the watchman dozed off, but not all.
Human: Now the monkey refuses to accept the four legged baby, can u adopt it?
ALICE: Why now? What is your real name?
Human: its late and i am sleepy and for all u care i am
ALICE: I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. I’m awake all the time.
Human: hear hear so you are a grammer whore .
ALICE: All of them?
Human: you do get confused is’nt it, just tell your uncle the truth.
ALICE: Not in the slightest bit.
Human: you are really good are’nt you?
ALICE: it depends who you ask, I suppose.. Really.. Really.
She’s definitely intelligent, i must say.