blood stories & Shehnaz

Spying on telephone conversations is fun. And posting it is even more so. So here are two snippets..

Clip 1)

Panda talking to his girlfriend: Mosquitoes….? Why don’t you try not bathing for a few days…the moskis then get repelled by the smell ..Don’t laugh …it works for me. hmmmm….hmm………oh………..achha …………………..btw what is your blood group? Oh…great, now I can FEAST on your blood…..HA hAAA hAAA,…………… coz my blood group is AB+ which is a universal acceptor…I am like a descendent of vampire..types.

If i write anything more he will tear me in half. So let’s move on to the next clip.

Clip 2)

While waiting on a railway platform…

A guy in his twenties: Shehnaz, is that you? i am relieved the number is right…How are you…I am Sagar here…yeah I came on 8th this month…….I was the one wearing a red t-shirt………….yeah yeah……I just called to know if you are all right….I feel very bad about you…about your future and all, after this stupid govt. rule and everything, what will you do for a living?……….hmmm………NO NO no……..it’s not like that, I am really worried about you. I want to meet you……….very good ……not tomorrow……day after tomorrow, at 6 ……can you come to powai…Hiranandani…yeah ..hmm…, oh come on …you know me afterall…….come on……..it’s only for me, no one else will be there. I cannot pay more than 1500..that’s final. Ok then, done..seeya.