kaa: abe kutte ki dum
ka koi polite equalent phrasebrijesh: abe woh to saket hai
ruk sochta hoon
gadhe ki gaandkaa: sal3e
brijesh: abe yeh kaafi polite hai
ruk fir se sochta hoon
tujhe kitna polite chaahiyekaa: kaafi
brijesh: main tulsi terey aangan ki…
yeh kaisa haikaa: savere savere bhang piya hai kya
brijesh: abe….yeh highly polite aur religious bhi hai
ruk thoda kam polite sochta hoon
behen de takke
yeh kaisa haikaa: nahi yaar
thoda aur fight mar
u r nearly therebrijesh: tujhe english mein chahaiye ki hidi mein
kaa: hindi mein
brijesh: gobhi ke phool
moongfali ke chhilke
paaan ki peek
Do you know of a more appropriate one?
and btw, brijesh is here